Anonymous asked: Do ur mom's posts cause problems with her marriage? If so, how?
Umm, to a certain extent, yes. But my dad only recently got a facebook and she only even more recently added him as a friend. My dad is also a really laid back guy, so even if he’s bothered he doesn’t say much.
a meme needs to be made about my mom’s facebook posts.
“tell kids to be morally upright individuals….. post bikini shot on facebook.” or something along those lines. i’ll figure it out.
i shall work on that tomorrow. and stalk her facebook for more awesome photos. i have way too much homework to be wasting my time with this. o.O
the comments that came after one of my mother’s signature bikini top floating in the pool pictures. “GPS coordinates please!” well……. old man, that is the creepiest thing i’ve read in a while. i do love seeing that on my mom’s facebook, thank you very much.
sometimes i tell my mother that she looks like julia roberts in “pretty woman” it’s my polite way of telling her she looks like a hooker.
this is my mother’s body. why do i need to see this on facebook? am i the only person in the world who’s mother does this shit?

