Text 12 Apr

Anonymous asked: Do ur mom's posts cause problems with her marriage? If so, how?

Umm, to a certain extent, yes. But my dad only recently got a facebook and she only even more recently added him as a friend. My dad is also a really laid back guy, so even if he’s bothered he doesn’t say much.

Video 28 Mar 7 notes
Photo 2 Feb 1 note my mother has boobs, she wants everyone to be well acquainted with them. 

my mother has boobs, she wants everyone to be well acquainted with them. 

Text 29 Jan 2 notes i think….

a meme needs to be made about my mom’s facebook posts.

“tell kids to be morally upright individuals….. post bikini shot on facebook.” or something along those lines. i’ll figure it out. 

i shall work on that tomorrow. and stalk her facebook for more awesome photos. i have way too much homework to be wasting my time with this. o.O

Photo 29 Jan 2 notes the comments that came after one of my mother’s signature bikini top floating in the pool pictures. “GPS coordinates please!” well……. old man, that is the creepiest thing i’ve read in a while. i do love seeing that on my mom’s facebook, thank you very much. 

the comments that came after one of my mother’s signature bikini top floating in the pool pictures. “GPS coordinates please!” well……. old man, that is the creepiest thing i’ve read in a while. i do love seeing that on my mom’s facebook, thank you very much. 

Photo 29 Jan 2 notes sometimes i tell my mother that she looks like julia roberts in “pretty woman” it’s my polite way of telling her she looks like a hooker. 

sometimes i tell my mother that she looks like julia roberts in “pretty woman” it’s my polite way of telling her she looks like a hooker. 

Photo 29 Jan 1 note why is her top off? she’s fifty. why?

why is her top off? she’s fifty. why?

Photo 29 Jan 5 notes this is my mother’s body. why do i need to see this on facebook? am i the only person in the world who’s mother does this shit? 

this is my mother’s body. why do i need to see this on facebook? am i the only person in the world who’s mother does this shit? 


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